i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
Breaking news: Squats are not the only exercise for getting a nice ass.
one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”
he never bothered me again
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him